You can either sing What Makes You Beautiful at the top of your lungs with me or you can get your ass out of my car and walk
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
"michael b. jordan is a great actor but he shouldn’t be johnny storm"
"if they cast a white actor to play a black character people would be outraged"
"i’m not racist but-"
“you do not change the race of a character of this importance in the Marvel Universe”
I’m really happy about the casting decision and i think he’s gonna be an amazing johnny storm
HOWEVER it’s quite true that if the race of a major black character was changed to white, the media would turn it into a major racism battle and the general tumblr population would be absolutely outraged. Not saying whether we should or shouldnt be, just saying we would be